Middle Aged Texting Codes

ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.

TTYL -talk to you louder!

ATD -at the doctor.

BFF -best friend fell.

BTW -bring the wheelchair.

BYOT -bring your own teeth.

FWIW -forgot where I was.

GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

GHA -got heartburn again.

IMHO-is my hearing aid on?

LMDO -laughing my dentures out.

OMMR -on my massage recliner.